Late Night with Jimmy Fallon features Robert Pattinson.

“Halloween bothers me,” Fallon-as-Pattinson sulks in a faux British accent. “Costumes are stupid. Are you a werewolf? No you’re not, you’re a person. You can’t fool me. Jackass! No candy!”

“Pumpkins are dumb fat squashes,” Fallon jokes. “Candy corns are stupid. Are you a candy or are you corn?”