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National Enquirer printed something that Samantha Ronson is asking Lindsay Lohan to go on and attend a counseling. But why?

“Samantha Ronson, terrified that her deeply depressed, drugged-out lover Lindsay Lohan has entered the final stages of a death spiral a la Anna Nicole Smith and Michael Jackson, phoned LiLo’s family and their closest friends, begged for intervention help to save her life – and finally convinced the fading young actress to enter a no-nonsense counseling program they’ll both attend. Things came to a head after Sam found Lindsay camped out on her doorstep at 5 a.m., and camera mics caught the hysterical star sobbing: “WHERE WERE YOU? Where were you?… I’ve been crying… Where were you?… Where were you?… Where were you? Where were you?” Wailed Sam to pals: “I’m afraid I’m going to come home and find her dead!” Stay tuned.”

Is Lindsay Lohan already depressed that her life is miserable and she’s not getting anything on her bank account? What so depressing on shopping? What so depressing on doing nothing at all with all your time on your own decision and free will? Funny to think that Samantha Ronson is thinking that Lindsay will end up like Anna Nicole Smith and MIchael Jackson.

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